Robert Mc Donnell and The Mystery of The Frozen Field

went out to celebrate birthday all was going normallly, drinkin at a house then to a bar before headin to teh club, then it gets wierdI remember bein in teh club and everything up till then fine, but at some point theres a fuckin huge gap in my memory and I wake up in a frost covered field freezin (and not just sayin freezin) but actually freezin with fuck all clothes to keep me warm

It was still dark out and I was still drunk off my ass so I didnt even realise where I was, I thought I was still in Carlow and that Darren was there and we were waitin to head back to his place, (why I dont know) so like a drunken retard I just lay there for hours shiverin like fuck.

Then teh sun came up and I realised I was in a field half a mile from home, how teh FUCK I got from teh club in Carlow to teh 20 miles to that field is a mystery, if someone gave me a lift why teh fuck they stop at a field?!

so then I get up and try walk home but at this stage my feet are in a pretty bad state from teh cold and I can barely walk so it takes me about an hour to walk teh half mile home.

I stumble in past my bro whos gettin up for work and mumble something then head right to bed still shiverin, sleep for 12 hours periodically wakin up to puke my drunken dumbass guts out

Altaïr does not sleep he waits…

Knives dont kill people Altaïr kills people!

Altaïr dosent read scrolls he stares them down till he gets the information he needs

Altaïr dosent need a sun dial cause HE decides what time it is

Altaïr has two speeds, walk and kill

The leading causes of death in Jerusalem are  1: Bubonic plauqe 2: Altaïr 3: Syphilis

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Altaïr’s wristblade.

Altaïr manages to always keep his robe perfectly clean through sheer force of will

Altaïr dosent dive into hay to stop from gettin himself hurt he does it to stop the ground from gettin hurt.

Assassins Creed FTW

Out with teh old in with teh New

Cancelled my EvE sub, end of an era in itself and today I joined Tabula Rasa =D

But yeah so far I fuckin hate it but Im gonna give it a chance, all MMOs blow at teh start when you have no skills or idea wtf is going on (But in Tabula Rasa more so than most). Maybe thats a testimont to teh fact its deeper and better in teh long run? maybe maybe not.

I also had a dream teh world ended other night, was cool, standin around outside my house family around I look up and see a really bright light spark from teh sun. Then me and mah bro just look at each other total wtf was that moment, then look back up as teh suns now shining brighter and brighter and gettin bigger and bigger.

Then it hits me like a brick in teh face, teh suns exploding, its gone super nova and its the end of teh world. Was awesome, dream felt pretty real and in that instant of realisation stomach turned to pure ice and I just went into shock, thankfully teh planet was engulfed shortly after so it didnt drag on. It was visually pretty impressive to, you often see in movies how teh world would end, but from a first person perception it was pretty sweet looking